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Savage & Funny Cards

Specializing in Funny Sympathy & Support Cards Because Life is Too Short for Empty Platitudes

  • For friends grieving a loss who need more than “thoughts & prayers.”

  • For someone going thru breakups, job loss, or life’s dumpster fires.

  • For checking in on someone struggling when you don’t know what to say.

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Ever heard of a funny sympathy card?

Me neither! At Smartass Support Cards, our mission is to bring laughter and joy to people's lives, in good times and bad, in the most eco-friendly, sustainable way. Our cards are made for master shit-talkers who care.

Say What Everyone’s Thinking with Our Humorous Cards

New Arrival

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Not your average “thoughts and prayers.” These are cards that talk like a real person—they laugh with you, cry with you, and sometimes roast that ass a little.

*Cards are blank inside & are folded,5x7

E-Cards

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T-Shirts

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Coffee Mugs

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